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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s wishing all you Super Moms a Happy Mother&#8217;s Day! Today&#8217;s featured momism submission comes from San Rafael, California. As a Child: 1. Get down from there! You&#8217;ll break your neck. 2. Put that down you&#8217;ll poke someone&#8217;s eye out! 3. I&#8217;ll give you something to cry about. 4. What did you say, Missy? 5. [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; (source) Day 5: Today&#8217;s featured Momism comes from Chicago, Illinois: &#8220;Who do you think you are, the Queen of Sheba?&#8221; &#160; (Mother&#8217;s Day is less than one week away, so until then we&#8217;re posting some of the crazy sayings that have been sent to us  from around the U.S.  for our new book on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Say What?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Day 4: Today&#8217;s featured  momism comes from the state of Florida: &#8220;If you don&#8217;t stop it, I&#8217;m going to cloud up and rain all over you!&#8221; (Mother&#8217;s Day is less than one week away, so until then we&#8217;re posting some of the crazy sayings that have been sent to us  from around the U.S.  for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Momisms &#8212; those special encouraging words</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Day 3: Today&#8217;s featured momism was sent to us from New York City: &#8220;No matter how bad you feel, get up, dress up and show up!&#8221; &#160; (Mother&#8217;s Day is less than one week away, so until then we&#8217;re posting some of the crazy sayings that have been sent to us  from around the U.S. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Momisms make the world go &#8217;round</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Day 2: Today&#8217;s momism comes from Phoenix, Arizona: &#8220;Don&#8217;t walk on the carpet, you&#8217;ll mess up the vacuum lines!&#8221; &#160; (Mother&#8217;s Day is one week away, so for the next seven days we&#8217;re posting some of the crazy momisms that have been sent to us  from around the country for our new book on Momisms. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Momism a day keeps grouchiness away</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 22:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(graphic source) Day 1: Mother&#8217;s Day is one week away, so for the next seven days we&#8217;re posting some of the crazy momisms that are coming in from around the country for our new book. These are real sayings that real moms tell their kids. Perhaps you will remember a few from your own childhood. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A momism for every possible life lesson</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you noticed how momisms &#160;fall into very specific categories? It&#8217;s quite amazing that mother&#8217;s have this arsenal of quick witted sayings at their disposal to teach kids about everything in the world. What&#39;s even more amazing is that mothers from sea to shining sea all use the same momisms on their kids. Where do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Momism of the day</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the book &#8220;Mother Knows Best &#8212; Wit and Wisdom from Idaho Moms&#8221; ** &#8220;You could be the most beautiful peach in the world, but some people don&#8217;t like peaches. They like bananas.&#8221; ~ Joanne McNevin Claus, mother of Joanne Taylor, Boise Idaho ** available at Amazon.com, Rediscovered Books, Millpark Publishing]]></description>
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		<title>Momisms make the world go &#8217;round</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 16:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve collected &#8220;Momisms&#8221; from all over the country to be included in the upcoming national &#8220;Mother Knows Best&#8221; book. No matter what state a mom is from, they all have some crazy, funny, illogical, inspirational, odd things they tell their kids. From Pennsylvania: &#8220;Eat your green beans&#8230; they make your boobies grow.&#8221; From New Jersey: &#8221;Don&#8217;t threaten [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Every mom has a &#8220;momism&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 21:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was a kid and got bratty and threatened to run away, my mom would say to me, &#8220;You&#8217;re running away? Let me help you pack,&#8221; which totally deflated my temper tantrum. A friend of mine had a mom who always told her that &#8220;Shrimp tails are poisonous,&#8221; which basically killed any curiosity my [...]]]></description>
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