Upcoming national “momism” book wants your mom quotations!

We’re publishing a book of the funny, crazy and inspirational sayings that moms tell their kids, and we are asking people in every state in the U.S. to be a part of it.

The State of Idaho just got their own “momisms” book — Mother Knows Best – Wit and Wisdom From Idaho Moms . We compiled more than 100 pages of crazy, odd, and inspirational momisms from Idahoans, words of wisdom such as:

“Your cat went to a nice family with a farm.”

“You’re running away? Let me help you pack.”

“If you swallow your gum your butt cheeks will stick together.”

Half the books were sold out in the first few weeks and that got us to thinking….if people in Idaho are so easily amused by crazy momisms, maybe we should see what the rest of the country thinks.

That’s why we’re now publishing a NATIONAL momism book and looking for submissions.

So, if any of these sound familiar –

“When you fall and break your leg, don’t come running to me.”
“Your face is going to freeze like that!”
“Why? Because I said so, that’s why!”
“If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too?”

– we want to hear from you. 

Perhaps your mom told you more motivational or inspirational things. We want to hear those too.

The  book will feature the funniest, craziest, oddest, raunchiest, tackiest and most inspirational “momisms” from around the country, all submitted by Americans.

For more information , check out the FAQ page here.